1. “It happens.”

Rape happens. Cancer happens. The Taliban happens. Crocs happen. DOESN’T MAKE THESE THINGS OK.

 2. “Let’s not and say we did.”

Cool, thanks for curb stomping me with your words. This was the ‘90’s biggest mistake.

3. “Sunday Funday”

Just because it rhymes, doesn’t mean it’s cool and doesn’t mean it makes sense.

4. “I’m over it.”

Yeah, no, me too, and I totally believe you.

5. “Clean Eating”

I’m pretty sure anything north of Mexico and west of Latvia is clean eating. I’m way more likely to double-tap your picture if the hashtag says #eatinghealthy or #imbetterthanyoubecauseofhowhealthythismealis #youshouldbeashamedofwhatyoufeedyourhusband.

6. “That’s awkward.”

The most efficient way to drop the IQ of any conversation. Now this is awkward. 

Also what is with this generation's obsession with being uncomfortable? I don't know about you, but when I converse, the objective is to end the conversation without offending the person or without having one of the simultaneous-talking-at-the-same-time-then-stopping- "Uh-Uh- No, you go-- wait, ha- uh?" It isn't funny. It's a catalyst for a heat flash.  

7. “No regrets.”

Meh… I’m skeptical that this philosophy is a good idea. It sounds like a really good way to make the same mistake over and over again.

8. “Sorry not sorry”

I've heard two-year-olds tell better apologies. Honestly, what a waste of white space on the social media-sphere.